thecutestofthecute:

Australian Cattle Dog/Blue Heeler Appreciation Post

Reblogged from Ruined Childhood

sarcasticsymphony:

"Your heart, felt good, it was drippin’ pitch and made of wood.
And your hands, and knees, felt cold and wet on the grass to me.”

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

i-like-butt:

"your homework still isn’t done? what have you been doing this whole time??"

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Reblogged from Ruined Childhood

s-tu:

s-tu:

who needs swag when you have class

…ical music

I THINK I LOST A FOLLOWER FOR THIS

THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CLASSICAL MUSIC I’LL RAM MY TROMBONE SO FAR UP YOUR HOOHAH WHEN SOMEONE EATS YOU OUT THEY’LL BE ABLE TO PLAY THE SOLO FROM SIBELIUS’S SYMPHONY IN C

darkminho:

checking your phone in the middle of the night

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Reblogged from Ruined Childhood