May 19

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senor-cactuar:

the avengers?

how about the international justice league of super acquaintances

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(Source: partial-fractions, via crimesagainstmyself)

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May 18

(via rainbowdevotchka)

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pancakesteak:

xwidep:

Perspective.

THIS GIF IS PISSING ME OFF RIGHT NOW

pancakesteak:

xwidep:

Perspective.

THIS GIF IS PISSING ME OFF RIGHT NOW

(Source: cineraria, via waitholdonwhat)

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May 17

neil-gaiman:

amandapalmer:

neil-gaiman:

I was going to explain this photo, and then I decided that a caption competition would be more fun.
Photographer: www.markmanne.com

“thirty cattles! do i hear thirty?? i play very well ukulele! i make fine wife!”
…but the floor of the auction was silent.
not yet emboldened enough by drink, neil gaiman looks on, wordlessly.
the night was just beginning.

She’s good…

neil-gaiman:

amandapalmer:

neil-gaiman:

I was going to explain this photo, and then I decided that a caption competition would be more fun.

Photographer: www.markmanne.com

“thirty cattles! do i hear thirty?? i play very well ukulele! i make fine wife!”

…but the floor of the auction was silent.

not yet emboldened enough by drink, neil gaiman looks on, wordlessly.

the night was just beginning.

She’s good…

did-you-kno:

Source

He did what?

did-you-kno:

Source

He did what?

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movietitlecards:

His Girl Friday (1940) // Howard Hawks

movietitlecards:

His Girl Friday (1940) // Howard Hawks

snoozlebee:

dekutree:

acceptable pet names:

  • babe
  • baby
  • sweetie
  • cutie pie
  • darling
  • honey

unacceptable pet names:

  • boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo
  • cthulhu 
  • sweet devil prince in the pale moon light
  • Leslie
  • floor
  • 2% milk
  • Ella Fitzgerald

i think you have these mixed up

the fuck’s wrong with calling my significant other Cthulhu?

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gentlemanbones:

zeldasboyfriend:

me flirting

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You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man

(via ruinedchildhood)

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