how about the international justice league of super acquaintances
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THIS GIF IS PISSING ME OFF RIGHT NOW
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I was going to explain this photo, and then I decided that a caption competition would be more fun.
“thirty cattles! do i hear thirty?? i play very well ukulele! i make fine wife!”
…but the floor of the auction was silent.
not yet emboldened enough by drink, neil gaiman looks on, wordlessly.
the night was just beginning.
He did what?
His Girl Friday (1940) // Howard Hawks
acceptable pet names:
- cutie pie
unacceptable pet names:
- boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo
- sweet devil prince in the pale moon light
- 2% milk
- Ella Fitzgerald
i think you have these mixed up
the fuck’s wrong with calling my significant other Cthulhu?
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You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man